Noobsters - More Offensive Than Most

This is a Glossary of words and phrases you will frequently see on http://www.noobsters.org If you have suggestions or additions to this form, PM th3n00b and he will awaken from his drunken stupor and lethargically type in your suggestion.

Asshat: One who's comments/posts lead us to believe their ass is worn as a hat while typing online.

Cockmonkey: A nickname, lovingly bestowed upon the forum administrator of t e o t i. It's a tribute to his sense of humor....and cockmonkeyness.

MOFO: Short for "Mother Fucker."

Noobster: Just a little bit more than your average user.; Want to know how to become one? PM me.

More Offensive Than Most: You've seen the "noob moments category right? Well, if you haven't, get a noobster account and check it out. The meaning of this phrase will become readily apparent.

Wolf: Short for Wolfenstein Enemy Territory. An online pc game that rocks my socks clean off. Noobsters has a loose clan. If you'd like to join, look in the "wolf" forum category for the signup post. If it's not there, too bad.

Vault: Also, "the vault." Where the goodies are kept.

GTFO = Get The F*** Out

G2GTFO = Got To Get The F*** Out

NT = Nice Try

STFU (also STHU) = Shut The F*** Up (Shut The Hell Up)

STFUYI = Shut The F*** Up You Idiot

IRL = In Real Life

ROFL = Rolling On the Floor Laughing

LMAO (also LMFAO) = Laughing My A$$ Off (Laughing My F***ing A$$ Off)

ROFLMAO = Rolling On the Floor Laughing My A$$ Off

WTF (also WTH) = What The F*** (What The Hell)

LMFB = Lick My F***ing Balls

GTG (also G2G) = Got To Go

BRB = Be Right Back

BBL = Be Back Later

TTYL = Talk To You Later

LOL = Laugh Out Loud

OMG (also OMFG) = Oh My God (Oh My F***ing God)

GG = Good Game

FT = Fish Taco (or F*** That)

DARE = Drug Abuse Resistance Education

TY = Thank You

NS = Nice Shot

YW = You're Welcome

GL = Good Luck

IYWTLPGTC = If You Want To Learn Physics, Go To Caltech

CYA = See Yah

GJ = Good Job

OIC = Oh I See

HF = Have Fun

BLT = Bacon Lettuce Tomatoe (lol)

JK (also, JJ, JP) = Just Kidding (Just Joking, Just Playing)

JFK = Just F***ing Kidding (or John F. Kennedy)

RATM = Rage Against The Machine

SIG FIG = Significant Figures

BS = BullSh** (also Back Side)

56k = Lag

FU = F*** You

LAF = Laugh

ASL = Age/Sex/Location

GF = Girl Friend (also Good Fight)

BF = Boy Friend

XBox = Paperweight

BFD = Big F***ing Deal

PPL = People

NM = Nevermind

US = You Plus Me

NP = No Problem

RPG = Role Playing Game (also Rocket Propelled Grenade)

OBO = Or Best Offer

W/E = Whatever

AZN = Asian

HW = Homework

ILY = I Love You

BB = Bye Bye

DDR = Dance Dance Revolution

FFR = Flash Flash Revolution

SOB = Son Of a B****

BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit

BFN = Bye For Now

BBQ = Barbeque

Pro = Professional

CD = Compact Disk

DVD = Digital Video Disk

PC = Personal Computer

Mac = Macintosh

MD = Minidisc

USAPATRIOT Act = Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required To Intercept and Obstuct Terrorism Act

TWAT = The War Against Terror (or a twat)

VCR = Video Cassette Recorder

RTF = Rich Text Format

AOL = America Online

AIM = America Online Instant Messenger

OC = Orange County

GB = Gunbound

BO = Body Odor

POV = Point Of View

POW = Prisoner Of War

MIA = Missing In Action

Y2K = Y2Khai (also Year 2000)


MS = Miss (or very occasionally Microsoft)

D&D = Dungeons And Dragons

D2 = Diablo 2

R&R = Rest And Relaxation

Min = Minute

GBF = Gay Black Female

187 = Murder Death Kill