Noobsters

Become a noobster ffs! It's fast and easy, just like most of our users! And it only costs your miserable time to post!! That's not even the cost of a hooker, and our site isn't going to give you vd, unless you mis-behave. The benefits of becoming a n00bster are bountiful. for instance:

Special "noobster" status in all posts - A noobster title underneath your name in each post will increase your sex appeal by 100%, and I'm not making that up.


No Ad banners - Some of you might be entertained by seisure inducing ad banners floating around, but most of you aren't. Become a noobster and live to enjoy your next birthday instead of dying in an ad induced spaz attack. Okay, I realize we don't have ad banners, but still, if we did, you'd be FUCKING DEAD!

Access to ALL noobsters many warm holes - noobsters is first and formost a community of people. Like all communities we have our share of perverts. Look at their jaw dropping content in the vault, if you dare.

Help keep noobsters online! - Bandwidth costs a lot of money. Having tens of thousands of people surf our site daily is expensive. But rather than having pop up ads shoved down your trachea, majorhan and hyperx have biblical relations with the people in charge of our servers. Let's make it worth their while